Farcical Laboratories Sonic Blinders* - this unique device enhances and controls your sonic reception avoiding interruption during your favorite musical passage (such as an aggravated spouse or whining child). Great for those late night listening sessions when you don't want to wake your neighbor (or want to listen in on them). No batteries required. Made from Space-Age Palintonic Synthetics. Order now and receive a complementary box of Q-tips. Available in Medium, Large or Ridiculous. Caution: Avoid use during windy conditions.
Lightweight and Portable.
*We could not help it. We saw this crazy photo and had to poke a little fun at ourselves.